Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
This is not…The Onion.
It’s only fair, really, since most college-age girls out of self-preservation must view their male peers as rapists just waiting for an opportunity to take advantage and ruin THEIR lives.
In Toy Story 3, Barbie’s blue workout outfit is based on the 1984 “Great Shape” Barbie Doll. The Ken doll in the movie is modeled after “Animal Lovin” Ken from 1988.
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
Launched last month, Wafrica — Africa plus wa for Japan — has unveiled a range of kimono handcrafted in an array of African cotton fabrics that would seem to be a million miles from the subtle silks more commonly associated with traditional Japanese dress. Yet despite the orange comets and flashes of lightning tearing across a moss-green background, and the tribal swirls in colors that recall the sun-drenched African soil, the prints blend seamlessly into the kimono form before they surprise Japanese shoppers with their foreign origin.
The cultural cocktail is the brainchild of Serge Mouangue, a Tokyo-based concept- car designer for Nissan, who joined forces with Kururi, a Tokyo-based kimono- maker, to produce the traditional Japanese attire in 18 African prints sourced in markets from Nigeria to Senegal.
Serge Mouange introduces the WAfrica concept and kimono (Fashion show)
DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR??
IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME?
DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR?
DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS?
THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU
THIS SHIT IS THE GODDAMN BEES KNEES
FOR LONG HAIR IT MAKES THAT SHIT ALL WAVY BUT DAMN CAN THIS BE USED FOR SHORT HAIR. IT GIVES IT TEXTURE. IT GIVES IT VOLUME. IT MAKES IT GODDAMN WAVY AND BEAUTIFUL.
BEST WAY TO DO IT? TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE BED, SPRAY THIS SHIT ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, BLOWDRY THAT SHIT TILL ITS ALL DRY WITH YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN, THEN SLEEP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. THE MORE BED HEAD THE BETTER.
WAKE UP AND TAME THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS. YOURE GOOD TO GO FOR THE DAY FRIEND AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK FLAWLESS AND WAVY ALL GODDAMN DAY CONGRATS
BEST PART? THIS SHIT IS LIKE $5.
(THIS COMPANY ALSO MAKES A DAMN GOOD DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST DONT WANNA SHOWER BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREASY AS FUCK. THIS COMPANY IS THE SHIT SO FAR AND I WANNA TRY MORE OF THEIR PRODUCTS AND PLAN TO.)
Nononono the best part is that all NYM products are sulfate and paraben free which means they’re really good for your hair. Sulfates’ only purpose in hair products is to make your shampoo sudsy (no, really) but in the process they strip all the moisture out of your hair and leave it frizzy and basically everything you hate. Parabens are used as a preservative and are loosely (loosely — repeated for emphasis) thought to be carcinogenic.
If they really are, we’re all screwed because they’re in almost every beauty/cosmetic product on the market.Other than that, parabens’ aren’t really bad for your hair but ya know…
If that’s not the greatest it gets better. NYM is gluten-free, contains no animal ingredients or animal byproducts (EXCEPT the detangler stuff), nothing is tested on cute lil bunnies or puppies or anything, everything’s made in the USA, it’s all salon quality at drugstore price, and nearly everything is in a BPA-free bottle. Oh yes, you read all that right.
Basically NYM is the best goddamn hair care company I’ve ever come across and you should really give them a try. However! Don’t just try the shampoo/conditioner once and throw it out. It takes a week or so for your hair to go from holy shit what happened to daaaamn. (Also because there’s no sulfates there’s no suds and that takes a bit of getting used to.)
HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THIS GODDAMN PERFECT CHRISTMAS-LIKE GIFT OF INFORMATION
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE KIND OF KICKASS COMPANY YOU SHOULD BE SUPPORTING AND BUYING FROM
AND ONE LAST NOTE FROM THE KID OF A MOTHERFUCKING HAIRDRESSER, IF YOU DO WANT TO BUY SALON QUALITY PRODUCTS BUY THEM FROM YOUR LOCAL HAIR SALON. CHAIN STORES ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING A LOT OF THE PRODUCTS YOU FIND IN SALONS. WITH MANY OF THE PRODUCTS, YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET AT LICENSED BEAUTY SUPPLY SHOPS AT WHICH ONLY LICENSED BEAUTY PROFESSIONALS ARE ABLE TO BUY FROM.
IT MIGHT BE A BIT MORE MONEY TO BUY FROM SALONS BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY KNOW THAT THE PRODUCT YOURE GETTING IS THE PRODUCT THATS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CONTAINER, PLUS YOUR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL HAIRDRESSER. AND IF THEY DONT HAVE THE PRODUCT YOU WANT FOR SALE? ASK THEM TO GET IT AND THEY WILL.
BUT I MEAN HEY NOT YOUR MOTHERS PRODUCTS ARE GODDAMN DIDLY DARN GREAT AND WAY CHEAPER SO DEFINITELY GO FOR THOSE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL YOU WANT FROM SOME OTHER COMPANY
GODTIE OUT YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS
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this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.
Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.
I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking. So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?
Do cops want CCTV cams removed from businesses and streets? If they don’t want to monitored on their jobs, why should everyone be monitored at theirs (and in their LIVES)? Oh, it makes cops’ job easier to have a video record of crimes and infractions? Huh.
I work in an office and not retail, but I also know that every website I visit, and instant message or email I send is monitored and stored by my employer.
Also, surveillance cameras in public areas are nearly everywhere in America, watching just about everything completely innocent people are doing.
Police should be held to a higher standard than the public they are sworn to protect, and the data shows that cops equipped with cameras are simply better cops.